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Thursday, May 13, 2010
All-time best "Sick Buffalo" story from a Thai Hooker
(Big up to Alexis - Asian Smut Specialist.)
"Dear Bill
I love you and I miss you too much. my friend bar say you old man look same same monkey but I know you hansum man I have problem I write you before that buffalo me sick Now it die Fall down and dead in middle rice field. Bad fortune when it fall it fall on papa and break leg he three place Now he not work Brother me make stretcher bamboo he take from roof house Roof come down and rain in house He take papa to hospital motorcycle Have big accident when he come home hit police car Police say brother me blame Police say he pay big money. not worry darling motorcycle OK but Police car bad broken Bad luck make Mama heart problem. Doctor say she must triple by-pass. I no understand but brother say you understand.
You know darling I only work in bar and not go with man I wait for you come back Bangkok but if you no help me I fuck many many many many many farang get pay bills money.
Old people my village say you responsible if you send money me before buy medicine sick buffalo then it no die papa no break leg house have roof brother no ride into police car Mama no have heart problem.
Please send me 200,000 baht for my bank. Papa fix 10,000 new roof 30,000, new police car 100,000, mama fix 50,000. I take off 2,000 baht for sell buffalo meat but me have to pay more hospital bill for 24 people have problem eat contaminated meat 12,000 baht. I not know money England but my brother me say me it 71.2424 mid-market rate close of trading yesterday This means you send me 10,000 your pound
I love you darling
Noi"
Source: Mangosauce
Pantaleón y las Visitadoras aka Captain Pantoja and the Special Service - F. J. Lombardi - Peru - (2000)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0190611/
Plot by Imdb:"The Peruvian army captain Pantaleon Pantoja, a very serious and efficient officer, is chosen by his superiors to set up a special service of 'visitors' to satisfy the sexual needs of the soldiers posted on remote jungle outposts. At first unhappy about this assignment, he nonetheless puts his remarkable organizational skills in action and in a short time has his 'unit' running smoothly. In the home front things get complicated though; his wife dislikes his long hours and the secrecy surrounding his work, and he, despite being a dedicated husband, feels tempted by one of his "subordinates""
Second adaptation from Mario Vargas Llosa's novel, this very enjoyable and ironic comedy has enough weirdness and enough flesh to be included in my film selection. Hedonistic and moist (mmmm), the erotism rests essentially on the shoulders (and else) of Angie Cepeda, just stunningly hot !!!
Watching the "army"of hookers doing gymnastic exercices at their "base" is just too nice to miss.
The attacks against the army and general establishment are always appreciated but the movie isn't one-sided, as the main vilain is a pimp looking radio DJ, who basically act as a corrupted bastard. The end of the movie is suprisingly touching and left you in a nostalgic mood. Great little movie, adapted from a great novel.
If every army had "visitadoras", we'll all be in the army. And I'll be "el general de la vistadoras" !
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